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07 Christmas Is Confusing

The worst Christmas song ever written.
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Christmas Is Confusing
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Christmas Is Confusing

STORY :

I have a secret : I love christmas songs. They're all bangers.

Sometimes I sing Jingle Bells alone when I'm sure nobody is hearing me.

One day I decided to write one christmas song every year.

I only wrote this one.

And it's such a horrible song when you know Christmas songs are supposed to bring good vibes ...

It's about a little girl discovering the hard reality of life.

That everything which appeared to be beautiful was in reality a big lie.

I really like this song (for once).

But it was a nightmare to sing. I made so much takes !

LYRICS :

Mama just told me
In yesterday's afternoon
"Santa will come and
bring a lot of gifts for you"
But I was awake all the night
I didn't see him in the house
Why were the gifts already inside ?
It's so confusing ...
It's so confusing.

Daddy once told me
That he loves mom forever
Our family
Christmas brings us together
But in the dinner he told her
That he's seeing another girl
What is a "divorce" and a "lawyer" ?
It's so confusing ...
It's so confusing.

Everyone told me
That you must follow your dreams
Then you'll be happy
Enjoy the life and the joy it brings
But the only dreams I had
Were completely detached from life
Why these sentences seems like a lie ?
It's so confusing...
It's so confusing.
Christmas is confusing ...
My life is confusing.
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