STORY :

When I started the ukulele, I was trying to play a lot of songs by The Kooks.

"Jackie Big Tits" was one of them.

You can hear in the beginning of this song that I'm trying to play the chords, but I only know the easy ones so it doesn't sound the same at all.

It was actually a good news : I started to hum my first own melody !

But don't bother me with the lyrics, I wrote this at 3 am.

In fact, this is not really a political anti-Trump song.

In my head it was more like a parody of people who easily criticize some politics by calling them jerks when they are themselves, when you look back at their lives, not very good people.

Or something like that.

You can hear the elevator of my building in this record if you listen carefully.

LYRICS :

I can't barely look at you 
because there's not enough make up in your face
I don't want to talk to you
we both that we won't be in the same page
There's one thing I can propose you
I think we need to take a long long break
That will extend to infinity
we will never see each other again

I will drink beers in many pubs
And I will go into strip clubs
And I will sleep with many girls too
But not with you

Hey honey I know it's late 
but I'm just calling you to say sorry
I think I did a mistake 
the break up thing was not the best idea
I was having a lap dance 
and then I came back to reality
I just found that I love you again,
baby will you marry me ?

I want to live in Australia
Or maybe go to Alaska
And I could go anywhere too
If I'm with you

But I don't want to live in America
I think the president is a total jerk
I think he is like 
the stupidest guy in the world

I don't want to live in America
I think the president is a total jerk
I think he is like 
the stupidest guy in the world

I'm not that
I'm not Trump
I'm not that
I'm not ...
Trump.